Post Christmas message

Well. I had hoped that people pay attention to me but some are just stone deaf. The badies had their way in many locations round the globe. I do not watch TV, but still I get the news through friends who phone. It is funny how all news is bad news. Why can't someone invent a way of reporting good news through the public media? I think I will make several New Year resolutions, one of which will be to strat reporting good news from my local area. I am sure a lot of good events take place here and a lot of people would like to know about them.

And if you are my good friend like you always will be, when you call, tell me some good news.
(wishful thinking)

I will tell you about the children's Christmas dinner later on when I know. The report has not yet come through. The pigeon was sent and is still on the way.
Have a Happy New Year. Remember I asked for goodness to prevail till the 20th January.

Greetings to you all.

Just to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all my friends, associates, and colleagues in (crime, law abiding, love, or punishment)

Here is my Christmas Message to you all, sent from all of me instead of just my heart:

• Shake hands with others and pronounce Merry Christmas to them,


• Smile showing at least two teeth,


• Nod your head twice as much as you shake it on any given day. Shows you are listening,


• Put your hand over your mouth when your mouth is wide open.


• Do not make disgusting sounds when chewing your Christmas dinner


• There is no need to feed rats with left overs because they have enough already from next door


• If you are a badie, (terrorist, dictator, disease spreader, molester, burglar, divorce lawyer, bad driver, yob, election cheat, wife beater, corrupt police officer, tax collector, pimp, drug peddler, murderer, crook, scammer, or lay about,) do the opposite till 20th January at least.


• Stop pushing and shoving in the queue you find yourself in.


• Consider the environment


• Remember the poor and homeless who need Christmas Dinners just like you do. Invite one of them home and do not criticise his/her table manners. No need to feel good afterwards, you could have invited more. You can afford to.


• If you think you are good, then do twice as much good each day till 20th January.


• Plan to always vote for the best person all round not one who benefits you the most


• Do not drive after drinking until you have remained in bed for 48 hours since your last drink.
  
• Smoke only when set on fire. Remember to shout.


• Pray that no wars or environmental disasters take place during the season.


• After dinner, visit http://www.helpinternational.co.uk/ Start wondering whether or not those children have had Christmas dinner. If not maybe donate a few coins or notes and we will buy them Christmas dinner on New Year's day or maybe a few days after.



• http://www.helpinternational.co.uk
• http://help-international.blogspot.com/
  
  That is it, send me by Email anything you think I have left out.
  
  Have a merry Christmas please.
• ( I mean, no shouting, no threats, no finger pointing, no chewing with mouth open, no disliking presents, no granny bashing, (yes I mean you in Liverpool), no suicide, no overspeeding, no disagreements with spouses or siblings, etc.)